OMXUS talk:Privacy policy
Privacy Policy
There's no tracking. No cookies. No G4. No advertisements. This is called a website. It's a place where you come to check out other people in your community. What they're doing. What they're sharing. It's a place where we can connect, learn, grow, nurture, create.
If you were a zookeeper and your boss's a hardass. Says 'You gotta make our animals happy! Or else'. And... what if your animal just so happened to be humans. We are animals after all. Just with fat brains. Or phat? Idk. Meh. Anyway. If you had to make a sanctuary for the human species. And you needed them to flourish cause your livlihood depended on it. Your kids getting fed depends on it. What would you put in the enclosure?
Marketing, right? Humans must need marketing to survive... Don't they? I mean, we have like SOOOOOOOOOO much of it. Surely it must be important....Beneficial?
Please. It must at least be non-destructive? Surely?
I actually think marketing is destructive, non-beneficial, and unimportant to help human people survive and thrive.
I don't think marketing is universally bad. Only in its current state. I consider it very inefficient. Actually, marketing is kind of neat. Conceptually. Like how atom bombs are I guess. I downloaded this terminal completion app made by 'fig'. And I installed it. A bunch of weird things seemed to happen all at once. It was subtle. But Idk. 1. I noticed that where I thought I was clicking to install, I had actually clicked to share my entire terminal with fig's gh. I was like "Whoa". Did not expect that. Can I un-click? Nope. You can't. Then I was trying to correct what I had unintentionally 'agreed' to. I noticed a bunch of weird file changes. The app was actually logging everything I did with it. I delete a file. The app logs. Sending off to github.com that user me took this action on their personal computer. I was astounded. The technology. The possibilities. Udu (you don't understand)!
I couldn't stop thinking about it. It took me a good few hours to get it out of my terminal and my .bashrc and my .zshrc. It actually puts hooks in there unbenknownst to the user. Insane! See but I don't really care about all of that. What I care about is THE POSSIBILITY!!! Imagine what you could do if you could market to yourself. The stuff you wanted to improve at. You could commadere your own shell. Watch every file change, keystroke, app whatever. Log it, and for me? I'm not into being mean to people. Including myself. So, I imagine, what if you had a lil local buddy. A small model AI who got the logs too. And then helped you. Picture this:
The only thing of value these days is actual real-life human made stuff. Cause it's obviously non-existent. So like, imagine you write some notes on your pc, and then AI (local private) gets your logs. See's what you wrote. Writes an introduction and a conclusion (I'm assuming in the imaginary world this is happenning you're like me and you write a bunch of stuff, but don't really introduce it or conclude it - case and point right here. I am meant to be writing a privacy policy and I am writing about a world where Telemetry For Humans is the norm....), puts it into a glassmorphism styled single-page site, and leaves a little sticky on your desktop saying "Hey Alex, I liked what you wrote today! Thought you might like to see it packaged up, it's local in your browser at http://localhost. I mean, common. You have to be moved by that? It's nice!
Oh man. Goosebumps. Sigh. Instead I got CAPTCHAS and exceedingly difficult passwords I have to remember. So many I need a password manager. Password manager. Did you hear that people. It's no longer enough to use snoopy1. No no. Now our passwords have to be "ke0v0Rp#AYX6kjr2H!!e". Good luck remembering that one if you got blood in your body. You know I even have a password for my password f****** manager. Insanity. Cloudflare promised us to stop the advertisers. They did. Soooooo effectively. Like, seriously, kuddos. But they replaced it with those stupid traffic light pictures. And. Wait for it. You ever notice that Cloudflare puts there own logo and name on those? You ever, think about it? It's just they said they were going to stop the advertisers. And they did. It's just that, when you say you're going to stop them, and you did, but also replaced them. With yourself. And your own stupid orange logo.
Mmmm. I probly shouldn't talk abou this. I have enough people who hypocritical-hate me.
Oh and just like every other privacy policy you can email me if you have any issue.
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If you want to help the zookeeper create the human sanctuary. His name is Applebee. There's a report I fink written by him somewhere.